"Machete," starring Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Steven Seagal, Robert De Niro, Cheech Marin and Danny Trejo
Machete is by Robert Rodriguez, who had made some really crappy movies, the "Spy Kids" movies and "The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl." But he's also made some really badass flicks, usually with Antonio Banderas. Machete is about an ex-Mexican cop who fights against a bunch of Americans trying to get all illegal immigrants deported. The trailer looks badass, and it has Jessica Alba. 'Nuff said. Watch this damn movie.